Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of causing obesity has been perpetrated by louts.
The Mail can reveal that louts are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.
Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of the louts, "the day of the yob is upon us".
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